(Singing in the back seat)
Caleb: The cars on the bus go beep, beep, beep.
Caleb: Chloe’s sad.
Me: Maybe she wants a hug.
(After he runs over to hug Chloe)
Caleb: She happy!!!
(At any older man with gray/white hair)
Caleb: Pee-Paw!!! (What he calls grandpa)
(At random intervals throughout the day)
Caleb: Mommy sleepy.
Caleb: Night, night polar bear. Time to sleep. Lay down, close eyes.
Me: He’s sleepy.
Caleb: Quiet mommy!
(He heard our dog crying)
Caleb: S’OK she be back. (Which is more than likely what he hears at school when he gets sad).
(When we walk into school in the morning)
Caleb: (Reassuring himself) Mommy after lunch. (it sounds more like “mommy, ahhhhhhhh lunch)
(Wearing his Halloween costume: Transformers Bumblebee)
Caleb: I muscles! Super Ceeb!!!
(Taking a shower; his new favorite thing)
Caleb: I big kid shower!
Me: Are you almost done?
Caleb: Out mommy! (I got out. He played in there for a good 15 minutes.)
Me: Aunt Melissa is coming over today!
Caleb: Aunt Muwussa. Rob!? I like Rob.
Me: No, Rob has to work.
(Caleb comes running at me full speed)
Caleb: Mommy pretty!
(Pulling up to the Starbuck’s Drive-Thru)
Me: Caleb, what do you want?
Caleb: Brodder? Sister?
(Looking at pictures of my sister’s cats)
Me: That one is Timmy.
Caleb: Timmy. Timmy Time. (his favorite show)
Me: And that one is Milton.
Caleb: Timmy Time and Milkin’.
(On our walk)
Me: It’s so nice out
Caleb: It’s chilly!
(Sirens whizzed past us in the car)
Caleb: Whoa, sirens scare iPhone!
(Listening to music on my iPhone)
Me: what? I don’t know what song you want (as I rapidly try to find the song he’s yelling about)
Me: Sorry, sweetie. I have no idea.
Caleb: iPhone! (I gave him iPhone and he quickly found Bob Marley. Oh.)
(At any truck we see)
Caleb: Truck. Beeeeg Truck.
(We have to drive by a giant Santa Clause every day)
Caleb: Co-ca Clause! Ho Ho!
(He heard the pre-schoolers playing outside and yelling as we walked to the car)
Caleb: QUIET KIDS!!!
(Walking in our back yard)
Caleb: Eww, poo poo. Daddy! Get bag!
(After jumping off the couch and scaring the piss out of us when he landed on his head)
Me: Do you have a death wish!?
Caleb: No, just jumping!